'GOOD FOR YOU McCAIN'
YOU FOUND SOMEONE WITH LOADS OF ' NO EXPERIENCE'
AND SHOULD SHE GET THAT 3 A.M. CALL
WHETHER IT IS FROM YOU OR PUTIN
LET'S HOPE SHE CAN SPEAK RUSSIAN
SHE CALLS HER HUSBAND FIRST DUDE ( WE'RE SO USED TO FIRST LADY )
NAMED HER KIDS BRISTOL...TRACK..PIPER...WILLOW...TRIG
SO WE NOW KNOW SHE PLAYS A LOT OF SCRABBLE
HER NICKNAME WAS BARRACUDA ( THAT IS FOR REAL...GOOGLE BIO )
SHE OWNS GUNS
LIKES TO SHOOT HELPLESS DEER AND MOOSE
RATHER WOULD HAVE HEARD SHE WOULD LIKE TO SHOOT
OSAMA BIN LADEN
THOUGHT SHE SHOULD WIN TITLE AND RAN FOR MISS ALASKA
SO YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING FROM THE PICTURE PRESS
FAVORITE DISH IS MOOSE STEW...
THAT MEANS THE WHITEHOUSE WOULD HAVE TO HIRE ANOTHER CHEF....
SORRY GOP-ERS...SHE MAKES DAN QUAYLE LOOK LIKE HE WAS A GREAT CHOICE...
SHE WILL BE MAKING A SPEECH ON TUESDAY
I THINK THEY TOOK OVER A STARBUCKS
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