THE SMUDGE REPORT...JULY 27/08

SMUDGE REPORT...JULY27/08
by jerry grant


BATMAN SIGNAL HITS GOTHAM SKIES
NO... SIGNAL HITS LONDON SKIES
BATMAN WAS HUNG UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A BAT BY MOTHER AND SISTER
TO SEE IF ANY MONEY WOULD FALL OUT OF HIS POCKETS...
NO MONEY ...NO HONEY

SHADES OF EVIL KNIEVEL
TOYOTA LEAP FROGS OVER GM...FORD...CHRYSLER AND MANY OTHERS
IN RECORD BREAKING JUMP
HEY JAPAN AREN'T YOU TAKING OUR FRIENDSHIP TOO FAR TOO FAST ???

HOUSING MARKET
YOU WILL NEED AN EXTRA ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE
UNCLE SAM IS MOVING IN
FOR SOME TOO LITTLE TOO LATE
FOR OTHERS TOO CROWDED !

WHAT A FANTASTIC PRESS AGENT
HE HAS MANAGED TO KEEP LINDSEY LOHAN ON THE FRONT PAGES
EVERY WEEK. PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REDUCED TO PAGE 32.
LINDSEY HIT BY BIKER IN NYC IS HIS LATEST STUNT.
DON'T TELL ME HE'S NOT GOOD ???

FORECLOSURE PROBLEM
CINDY AND JOHN McCAIN OWN A HALF A DOZEN HOMES
SO IF THEY ARE FORECLOSED ON FOUR OF THEM
SO WHAT ???


BARACKY O
HE CHARMED THEM LIKE JACKIE O
WELL AT BEST HE WILL BE PREZ
AT LEAST HE WILL BE THE $250,000 MAN
ON THE LECTURE CIRCUIT

THE LOBBYISTS NIGHTMARE
A BILL GATES-WARREN BUFFETT TICKET
THAT'S MY DREAM TICKET

GONE WITH THE BOONE PICKENS WIND
CONGRESS AND SENATE ON WAY TO SUMMER VACATION
HOW WILL WE KNOW THAT THEY'RE GONE ???

CAUGHT IN THE ACT
SERBIA CAPTURES 10 YEAR FUGITIVE RADOVAN KARADZIC..KILLER OF MILLIONS
HE WAS CAUGHT POSING AS A HUMAN BEING
BUT LOOKING LIKE A WAREWOLF ....

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
SHE'S AT IT AGAIN
THIS TIME THE MARRIED MILLIONAIRE IS THOMAS EARLE
THE HOOKER IS ASHLEY DUPRE (THE SPITZER SPITZFIRE )
SHE JUST MADE $200.000 DOWNLOADING HER MUSIC
SHE IS NOT LOOKING AT 'TIME'
JUST LOOKING AT WHO IS 'NEXT TIME' ???

31 DAYS
CAYLEE ANTHONY..2 YEAR OLD MISSING 31 DAYS
MOTHER CASEY ANTHONY WANTS TO KNOW WHY SHE IS IN JAIL
TELL HER YOU WILL LET HER KNOW IN 31 DAYS

WEAR AND TEAR HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT THE HOLLYWOOD MARITAL SHELF LIFE IS ABOUT THREE YEARS

IT WAS A QUIET NEWS WEEK SO THAT'S ALL THERE IS

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