THE SMUDGE REPORT.....JULY 20/08
by jerry grant

NASA HAS PUT THE TRIP TO THE MOON ON 'HOLD' .
IT SEEMS THAT THE PRICE OF GAS IS FORCING THEM
TO STAY CLOSE TO HOME.

THERE IS A REALLY GOOD REASON FOR NOT DRILLING FOR OIL OFF
THE FLORIDA COAST. IF THEY SUCCEED IN BRINGING UP 'GUSHERS'
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET THAT STICKY STUFF OFF THE SURFERS ???

GENERAL MOTORS TRYING TO CLOSE A FEW MORE PLANTS AND JUST MAKE A DEAL
WITH JAY LENO.

A-ROD HITTING SOME GRAND SLAMMERS WAY INTO OVERTIME !

WALL STREET...WHERE YOU CAN WATCH "THE RUNNING OF THE BULLS" !

HEY PAPARAZZI...WE STARS MAY BE FAIR GAME FOR INVASION OF PRIVACY.
BUT LAY OFF THE KIDS.
WE'RE GETTING THEM STARTED ON MAGAZINE COVERS FOR 20 MILLION !

JESSIE JACKSON WILL NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT.
HE BOUGHT A 'SCRAMBLER' AT RADIO SHACK.
SCRAMBLING MAKES YOUR VOICE SOUND LIKE DONALD DUCK
AND THAT'S OKAY WITH HIM....

PHIL GRAMM SAID WE ARE A NATION OF 'WHINERS' .
THAT'S FRANCE HOME OF THE REAL 'WINERS'.
OH 'SCUSE ME, GRAMM SAID ' WHINERS ' ...THAT'S THE EMMY LOSERS !

KEVIN FEED-HER-A-LINE ACTUALLY WON CUSTODY OF THE KIDS...AND $20,000 A MONTH
PLAY MONEY. NOW THEY CAN ALL PLAY RING AROUND THE ROSIE TOGETHER.

ATTENTION COMEDY CENTRAL .
BRINGING BACK 'THE GONG SHOW'...??????????????????????????
WE'RE STILL TRYING TO GET OVER JERRY SPRINGER.

FREE CREDIT.COM COMMERCIAL...
IF I SEE THAT GUY WITH THE GUITAR ONE MORE TIME.
I WILL TELL EVERYBODY HE IS LIPSYNCHING !

I DON'T CARE HOW FAR YOU LOOK, YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANY FRIEND WHO
KEEPS A 'BAT' FOR A PET...
NOW EXPLAIN WHY A BATMAN MOVIE JUST BROKE THE ALL-TIME GROSSING
ATTENDANCE RECORD IN MOVIE HISTORY ???

GOING GREEN...
THE ECO FRIENDLY CHINESE OLYMPIC BUILDINGS HAS BUSH AND CHENEY
TURNING GREEN WITH ENVY !!!


THAT'S ALL FFFFFF0LKS