HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT EVERYTHING IN THE GIVE-A-WAY COMMERCIALS ON TV IS ALWAYS $19.99...ONE PENNY AWAY FROM THE ROUND FIGURE OF $20.00?
SO, THEY START OUT BEING DECEITFUL!
AND THERE IS NO SHORTAGE OF THESE GUNIFFS
AND IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES
YOU GET 32 MORE OF THESE 'NON WORKING' CHATCHKAS THAT THEY BUY IN CHINA FOR $1.99 (THE CHINESE LEARN FAST)
AND AS A BONUS, AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH ALREADY, THEY THROW IN THEIR WIVES...
AND THEY GET CUSTOMERS YET ?????????
WELL, AS YOUR CONSUMER BEWARE PROTECTOR...
WHEN YOU SEE THE COMMERCIAL START, SWITCH TO A CAR COMMERCIAL IMMEDIATELY
WHERE YOU WILL GET A $5,000 REBATE !!
NO PAYMENTS UNTIL YOUR CAR IS ROBBED,
GASOLINE FOR LIFE AND THE THEREAFTER,
A NEW STEVE JOBS RED LIGHT CHANGER,
A POLICE RADAR DETECTOR,
ONE OF OUR TOP SALESMEN WHO IS STRAPPED IN THE CAR AND A FRESH PAINT JOB FROM ONE OF THE PLANTS THEY ARE CLOSING.....
your american idle
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